Tuesday, August 27, 2013

First Day

This is my 7th first day.   I'm no longer a novice, but there is still anxiety.  Instead of, you know, explaining all of it, I'm just gonna write the happenings of the past 24 hours.  My purpose is simple: I just want to share.  And, this list amuses me.  

I should also explain that my Principal actually gave me and a couple of my colleagues paid planning time.  This means that I'm starting the year a solid 12 hours ahead of everyone else.  I'm MUCH less stressed now than I would otherwise be.  

Monday Evening 
9:30-  Go to bed early, as tomorrow really is the first day of school.
10:40 - Look at the clock and begin to worry that I may never sleep.  
11:39 - Wake up to excruciating tooth pain.  Apparently I am more stressed than I thought, for I had been clenching my jaw to such a degree that the entire right side of my jaw was throbbing.  

Tuesday Morning
5:30 - Roll out of bed, hop in shower & stand there for a long time wishing today hadn't come.
6:00 - Get my little one dressed, combed, fed, & sufficiently cuddled for the day. 
6:25 - Leave for work.  Become annoyed at the lack of anything intelligent or worthwhile on the radio.  Flip to NPR, become depressed about civil war in Syria.  
6:50 - Finally acknowledge that the day is here, that I'm really going to work, and for the next 9 months, I'm only gonna see my little girl for 1 & 1/2, maybe 2 hours in the evenings on weekdays.  
6:51 - Commence annual weeping due to the acknowledgement that I miss my baby girl.
7:10 - Flip the lights on in my classroom.
7:30 - 9:30 - Staff meeting where we are promptly re-introduced to the "no acknowledgement of biological functions" mindset, as the 2 hour meeting had coffee & bagels, but no breaks for those of us who may have consumed too much fruit the night before.  
9:30-10:35 - Set up computer, rearrange desks, clean shit.
10:35-10:45 - Chat with Edith.
10:45-11:15 - Continue cleaning shit and organizing papers.
11:20 - Become concerned that my flash drive hasn't materialized yet.

11:22 - Lip sync to "Benny & the Jets."
11:26 - File folder paper cut.
11:27 - Walk to the office to check mail, get band-aids.
11:40 - Settle in to deal with e-mail, as my computer has finally started up.
11:42 - Feel sad that my "I try my best" ribbon was damaged by the tech guys when they did whatever it is they do in the summer with our computers.  
11:50 - Watch common core video.  Wonder what the hell a "think tank" is and how I might get one.
11:55 - Microwave a burrito to eat whilst I watch riveting video which tells me things I already know.
12:15- Throw a grape at the garbage can.  Miss.  
12:20 - Walk away from computer and e-mail tasks for the moment in annoyance that fellow English teachers don't read the e-mails I've just sent.  
12:21 - Back to filing and cleaning shit.  Spend some time cursing GN, the student who smeared gum all over my stool, while I scrape both gum and the wood to which it is attached from my stool.  
12:35 - Read a newly purchased book on writing instruction.  
12:40-12:50 - Chat with Kathy as we get our things ready for our meeting.  

1:00-2:30 - "Existential" conversation with college professors regarding writing instruction.  Good idea in theory, I guess.  I did draw an interesting shark on my notebook, however.
2:35 - Stand in my room and become overwhelmed at all the shit that still needs done.  
2:36 - Read over my "to do" list.
2:38 - Decide to continue organizing my room, as I still can't find my flash drive.  
2:29 - Decide that if my flash drive is lost, I may as well just quit.  Continue filing shit.
3:00 - Sit down and prioritize tasks for tomorrow.  Sigh with the acknowledgement that there's already too much on that list.
3:12 - Throw another grape at the garbage can.  Miss.

4:30 - Home & cooking dinner.  Decide that raw chicken is the most disgusting thing to touch.  Like, worse than hagfish.  Cook it anyway.
4:45 -7:00  Family time.
7:00-9:30 - A mixture of work (I had to scan a bunch of documents, but it ended up taking forever, finally got back to those e-mails which had annoyed me this afternoon, and various other little tasks), a little socializing, and some blog time.  

10:00 - Try to get to sleep.  



2 comments:

  1. Your "I try my best" ribbon was damaged???!! Effing tech guys!

    I agree with you about chicken, though I have no clue what hagfish is and don't really want to.

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  2. I know, right? I have a laundry list of complaints about tech this year, but I figure they're probably as overwhelmed as I am.

    And, the hagfish fends off predators, even sharks, by exuding a thick, noxious slime. It's a super successful fish because it very effectively grosses everything else out to such a degree that it can do whatever it wants. Nothing will touch it. Except humans, of course--humans will eat them.

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